S3E9 - Rolex for a Flex

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What's up, y'all. It's your
girl Lady's Stinger and it's your boy Rob

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and it's another Gems and Tony car
chat. So we are on our way

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home and I decided to spring a
topic on your boy Rob. So at

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work this evening, we were discussing
Rolex watches and there's this pretty pretty one

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and I can't remember the name of
it, but it's like something to do

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with space and it has like supposed
to be like the face is like part

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of the galaxy something orbit something Kay
perpetrol non' I don't remember, but it's

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it's gorgeous. Kay, forty five
thousand dollars? What So you already not

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with the shits? So the guys, of course, I'm like, Yo,

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this is pretty, this is not. So my question was a batty

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pull up on you with this forty
five thousand dollar roly and all she want

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for you to do is bust it
down one time, one night, forty

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five thousand dollar Rolex. It's yours. What you gonna do? Shit,

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it ain't had to be for the
Rolex. You gonna gave me fifty five

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dollars and nah, I want you
all to know my face, right,

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now looking at him and the shit
coming out of his mouth. But I

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had for a forty five dollar rolex. I mean, I mean, don't

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get me wrong, I like a
nice watch. I'm not gonna pay for

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it, but if somebody's gonna give
it to me, I mean, wait,

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are you? Are you in a
relationship? Yes, obviously, that's

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not obvious. That's the reason why
I'm looking at you. I ain't think

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he was in a relationship. I
didn't know. I didn't know the parameters.

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I I just so you know,
you said a bad shorty walks up

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to you and says you want to
bush you when you want her to bust

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you down for one night? And
there was no But you're in a relationship,

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and is a relationship good? Is
it? Rocky? I mean matter?

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You are in a committed relationship.
And like I said, the baddie

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with the forty five thousand dollars rolex, one time, I didn't even say

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one night, you done stretch it
out to an entire night. I said,

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one time, bust it down?
And this rolex is yours. I

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don't know what are you gonna do? Does the significant other find out?

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It depends on you. It depends
on me. Are you telling her or

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are you cheating for a forty five
thousand dollars rolex. I don't know.

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I think cheating for a forty five
thousand dollars rolex should be like you know,

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how you get a whole pass?
Should be a whole pass like bruh,

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it's a forty five thousand dollars rolex. I can sell those, get

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you ten thousand dollars Rolexes and have
some cash left over to go somewhere with

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those ten thousand dollars Rolexes. It's
come up. What's your final answer?

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Oh, my final answer, that's
what That was my final answer. Oh,

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it's gonna get going down. It's
going down. It's going down.

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No conversation. You're just gonna do
it and show up home with Rolex or

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Rolex money. Wait, you just
said she was getting a Rolex. Now

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it is rolex money. Well tell
you said you were selling. You said

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you were selling a Rolex motherfucker's cheap
for free and they don't get nothing for

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it, like so hell yeah,
why not? Your partner should know?

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Like listen, it was circumstances didn't
allow for me to come and clear this

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with you. But I thought that
you might like something really nice, like

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you know, twenty racks, you
know what I mean, Like you can

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forgive me for twenty racks, all
right, you didn't forgive me for twenty

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racks. All right, here's twenty
five racks? What No, not twenty

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five is gonna get it? How
about thirty That's all I'm gonna give you.

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If not, were just gonna have
to break up because you clearly don't

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have the same mindset as me.
Get that money and wait, so I

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don't see the person again, right, I don't know. I mean,

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you know, like you just made
this up, make up the whole damn

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thing. You gotta put the whole
situation out there. That's all I put

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out there. And at work it
was two and actually I'm sorry, it

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was three married men that this was
proposed to. No, okay, two

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married and one almost married. And
though almost married, was like, hell

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no, it's not going down.
He ain't gonna be able to do it.

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Ain't been married yet. That's what
the problem is. The happily married

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said he he's probably gonna do it, but he's gonna run it by Shorty

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first, and she's gonna be with
the ships and it's going down. Wait

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a minute, how's he happy married? And she's with the ships like that?

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She with the ships like that,
That's why he's happily married. She

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with the mindset go get that money
and bring it back, okay, right,

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And the third individual was like sounding
like you like fuck that. Hell

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yeah, I do it for coffee. I don't know about it. Gotta

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be a sound, a little bit
of extra than the coffe because that's gonna

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be a lot of screaming. I
mean, the coffee'd be nice during the

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screaming, but it's gonna end at
a certain point. So but I guarantee

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you as you're yelling and I'm sitting
here hitting here, take this money.

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Take this money. And you're getting
hundreds in your mouth as you talk,

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and you're like, you know what
I can forgive you? Keep this going,

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keep this going, and you get
twenty thousand paper cuts from one hundred

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dollars ball, you're gonna be like, you know what, I ain't add

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no more because yeah, nah,
people are people are fucking for free.

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And you find out and people are
being forgiven, So twenty thousand dollars canna

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make you forgive a lot of shit. But your relationship is solid exactly.

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That's why she's supposed to know,
Like, Yo, this was about the

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money. It ain't about nothing else
but this money. And is she not

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with the ship, then this is
why my man is halfly married, because

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she's with the ship. She knows
it's all about this money. We trying

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to come up together. I'm you
know what I mean, Like, I

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wasn't gonna get forty five thousand dollars. That's like in decent proposals, like

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if you're gonna if you're gonna do
it, do it for some money.

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Buzz. But okay, then we
have this conversation once before saying, Yo,

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if you wanna cheat, how much
you gotta get off of it to

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do it? It wasn't forty five
thousand dollars, that's my check. It

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wasn't. It wasn't more than much
more than that. You it was mortgage

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money, you said, mortgage mortgage
money, yeah, forty five thousand dollars

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eight mortgage money. Yeah. But
it can lead the mortgage money, you

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know what I mean? Because that
Noah, now you're making excuses just for

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the goddamn roleau. I ain't making
it because I'm not keeping that roll league

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like a Where am I going with
a forty five thousand dollars Rolex on my

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wrist? I Am not going McDonald's
like, I'm not going anywhere with it.

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I'm gonna wear the eye Watch,
so what I mean? What is

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it? Is? The I Watch
whatever? The i iPhone watch though,

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Apple? I what the hell is
this thing called? I don't know.

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I'm an Android person. You tell
me the Apple Watch. Godamnit. I'm

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gonna go with the Apple Watch,
and the forty five thousand Rolex is gonna

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be sold. And then again,
I'm made by two ten thousand dollars ro

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looks, but that other money's gonna
be spent on, uh, making us

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some more money. The bottom line
is you gonna risk your good, good,

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good, secure relationship for forty five
thousand dollars. I'm gonna risk That's

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what it sounds like to me.
I'm gonna risk my good, good,

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good secure relationship for a come up. And if she don't realize that that

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was just for the come up,
then she needed cause then in decent proposal

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is something different, and decent proposal
is somebody's coming to you with that kind

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of you know, like that kind
of money giving you that offer, and

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so it was on the table.
Now this one is just like yo,

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look this's what I got this.
Now wait, man, what's the girl

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look like? I said? She
a batty? Oh she a batty?

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Al right, yeah, she a
batty? Okay, I mean look,

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and why does that matter if you're
in a good, good, good relationship,

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because you gotta go up, you
can't go down. It don't matter.

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She's not sticking around to cheat up
and now cheat do on what she

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not sticking around? It don't matter. Again, the person that you're talking

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to telling us, hey, look
I did it, would have you know,

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and you show up like, look
like, all right, at least

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you didn't go down and accept that
you. I mean, you have a

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little standard, not much, but
a little standard. Why not suck your

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teeth all you want. You're gonna
be sucking it with a ten thousand dollars

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rolex and a and a what's the
name? Uh that account to be they

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trading with? How about that?
Yeah? Well, see, you ain't

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on a team. You're not trying
to get one taken for the team.

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I'm taking it for the team.
If it's mortgage money, that's it.

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But we can get the mortgage money. No, nothing less than mortgage money

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out your mind, your pp in
her pum pum equals house paid off.

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But she ain't got the mortgage money. She got a forty n she ain't

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come up. Yes it is know
what I got. I got your good,

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good, good good that you need
to keep that good, good,

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good good. You know what.
Let me not say that, but the

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good, good, good good is
not gonna get a forty five dollars dollars

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rolex. And it's not gonna get
Excuse me. I could probably go for

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forty five thousand dollar rolex quicker than
you can. Oh, I ain't thoking

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that, but what we saying I
ain't. Yeah you can. If you

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can find that forty five dollars dollars
rolex, go get it. You're gonna

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keep the rolex, and that's selfish, Then all I think, well,

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go get that rolex. Actually I
don't even want the rolex. Just give

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me the cash because I don't want
to go through the hassle of selling it.

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All right, then we'll get the
forty five in cash. And if

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he and he had forty five and
cash in the rolex, that means he

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had more so you should be trying
to get more. Just wow, just

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wow, how quickly we sell ourselves
short. You ain't selling yourself short.

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What are you talking about? We
went through the mortgage money so many forty

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five and it's good. But that's
if if the mortgage money is on the

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table, and it's a good thing. If the person ain't got the mortgage

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money, then I gotta go with
what I can get from you. Okay,

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what's the least amount of money that
you're taking that you're putting your good,

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good, good good on the risk
for well, how do you know

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it's on the risk though? Like
the person might be like, I'm telling

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you right now. Are you telling
me this right now? It's on the

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risk? Yes, all right,
Well then I can't put nothing on it.

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It ain't no money. Then look
at you trying to give the right

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answer. I ain't gonna up.
If you ain't trying to be down with

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the team, then I told you
what it is. Mortgage is paid off.

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I'm with it. That's it.
That and up, I don't know

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about that. That and up,
I don't rest nobody, I my teens.

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I don't know what you said,
but give away my ship for less

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than the mortgage paid off in full. I don't know what. I don't

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know because I mean, like,
thirty thousand dollars in cash can do a

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lot. Never, I mean thirty
can't do. You can't do what we

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need? What? No, we
need? What? The third you won't

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do what we need? Weh you're
talking about one little thing. No,

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no, So the thirty can get
us more. So you're gonna pass something

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the bird in the hand for the
one in the bush. I'm not risking

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my good, good, good good
over thirty thousand dollars. What do you

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mean risking your good? It's not
it's not a risk to you're good,

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good, good good. It is
making me share, and then she might

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I wain't sharing, and then she
might like it thirty for a hot minute.

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It's the same thing. It is
not the same thing. You might

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like it. Come back now now
you make an extra story you might like

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get you guys, do anything.
You just said, I ain't gonna see

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her again. I didn't say that. You asked me. I said,

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I don't know. You tell me, Oh my god, like you know

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what. Give me the whole scenario
first before you want to have a conversation.

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So give me the scenario and then
answer, yeah, well we are

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changing anything. We already we already
know you willing to risk the good,

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good, good good for thirty bins. We're back to forty five. The

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thirty was because we got to rolexes
out of it. Okay, our standards

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are not the same, guys,
I don't know. Listen, we're not

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on the same team. He in
the D League, flinging goodbye. That's

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it, James and Tonic. We
talked to y'all later. That was just

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a random for y'all because he's on
one. He's not with me. I'm

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living life and laughing at it all
the time. When we talked to y'all later