S3E9 - Rolex for a Flex

0:01 What's up, y'all. It's your girl Lady's Stinger and it's your boy Rob and it's another Gems and Tony car chat. So we are on our way home and I decided to spring a topic on your boy Rob. So at work this evening, we were discussing Rolex watches and there's this pretty pretty one and I can't remember the name of it, but it's like something to do with space and it has like supposed to be like the face is like part of the galaxy something orbit something Kay perpetrol non' I don't remember, but it's it's gorgeous. Kay, forty five thousand dollars? What So you already not with the shits? So the guys, of course, I'm like, Yo, this is pretty, this is not. So my question was a batty pull up on you with this forty five thousand dollar roly and all she want for you to do is bust it down one time, one night, forty five thousand dollar Rolex. It's yours. What you gonna do? Shit, it ain't had to be for the Rolex. You gonna gave me fifty five dollars and nah, I want you all to know my face, right,

1:32 now looking at him and the shit coming out of his mouth. But I had for a forty five dollar rolex. I mean, I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a nice watch. I'm not gonna pay for it, but if somebody's gonna give it to me, I mean, wait, are you? Are you in a relationship? Yes, obviously, that's not obvious. That's the reason why I'm looking at you. I ain't think he was in a relationship. I didn't know. I didn't know the parameters. I I just so you know, you said a bad shorty walks up to you and says you want to bush you when you want her to bust you down for one night? And there was no But you're in a relationship, and is a relationship good? Is it? Rocky? I mean matter?

2:17 You are in a committed relationship. And like I said, the baddie with the forty five thousand dollars rolex, one time, I didn't even say one night, you done stretch it out to an entire night. I said, one time, bust it down? And this rolex is yours. I don't know what are you gonna do? Does the significant other find out? It depends on you. It depends on me. Are you telling her or are you cheating for a forty five thousand dollars rolex. I don't know. I think cheating for a forty five thousand dollars rolex should be like you know, how you get a whole pass? Should be a whole pass like bruh, it's a forty five thousand dollars rolex. I can sell those, get you ten thousand dollars Rolexes and have some cash left over to go somewhere with those ten thousand dollars Rolexes. It's come up. What's your final answer?

3:16 Oh, my final answer, that's what That was my final answer. Oh, it's gonna get going down. It's going down. It's going down. No conversation. You're just gonna do it and show up home with Rolex or Rolex money. Wait, you just said she was getting a Rolex. Now it is rolex money. Well tell you said you were selling. You said you were selling a Rolex motherfucker's cheap for free and they don't get nothing for it, like so hell yeah, why not? Your partner should know? Like listen, it was circumstances didn't allow for me to come and clear this with you. But I thought that you might like something really nice, like you know, twenty racks, you know what I mean, Like you can forgive me for twenty racks, all right, you didn't forgive me for twenty racks. All right, here's twenty five racks? What No, not twenty five is gonna get it? How about thirty That's all I'm gonna give you.

4:16 If not, were just gonna have to break up because you clearly don't have the same mindset as me. Get that money and wait, so I don't see the person again, right, I don't know. I mean, you know, like you just made this up, make up the whole damn thing. You gotta put the whole situation out there. That's all I put out there. And at work it was two and actually I'm sorry, it was three married men that this was proposed to. No, okay, two married and one almost married. And though almost married, was like, hell no, it's not going down. He ain't gonna be able to do it. Ain't been married yet. That's what the problem is. The happily married said he he's probably gonna do it, but he's gonna run it by Shorty first, and she's gonna be with the ships and it's going down. Wait a minute, how's he happy married? And she's with the ships like that?

5:08 She with the ships like that, That's why he's happily married. She with the mindset go get that money and bring it back, okay, right, And the third individual was like sounding like you like fuck that. Hell yeah, I do it for coffee. I don't know about it. Gotta be a sound, a little bit of extra than the coffe because that's gonna be a lot of screaming. I mean, the coffee'd be nice during the screaming, but it's gonna end at a certain point. So but I guarantee you as you're yelling and I'm sitting here hitting here, take this money. Take this money. And you're getting hundreds in your mouth as you talk, and you're like, you know what I can forgive you? Keep this going, keep this going, and you get twenty thousand paper cuts from one hundred dollars ball, you're gonna be like, you know what, I ain't add no more because yeah, nah, people are people are fucking for free.

6:10 And you find out and people are being forgiven, So twenty thousand dollars canna make you forgive a lot of shit. But your relationship is solid exactly. That's why she's supposed to know, Like, Yo, this was about the money. It ain't about nothing else but this money. And is she not with the ship, then this is why my man is halfly married, because she's with the ship. She knows it's all about this money. We trying to come up together. I'm you know what I mean, Like, I wasn't gonna get forty five thousand dollars. That's like in decent proposals, like if you're gonna if you're gonna do it, do it for some money. Buzz. But okay, then we have this conversation once before saying, Yo, if you wanna cheat, how much you gotta get off of it to do it? It wasn't forty five thousand dollars, that's my check. It wasn't. It wasn't more than much more than that. You it was mortgage money, you said, mortgage mortgage money, yeah, forty five thousand dollars eight mortgage money. Yeah. But it can lead the mortgage money, you know what I mean? Because that Noah, now you're making excuses just for the goddamn roleau. I ain't making it because I'm not keeping that roll league like a Where am I going with a forty five thousand dollars Rolex on my wrist? I Am not going McDonald's like, I'm not going anywhere with it.

7:21 I'm gonna wear the eye Watch, so what I mean? What is it? Is? The I Watch whatever? The i iPhone watch though, Apple? I what the hell is this thing called? I don't know. I'm an Android person. You tell me the Apple Watch. Godamnit. I'm gonna go with the Apple Watch, and the forty five thousand Rolex is gonna be sold. And then again, I'm made by two ten thousand dollars ro looks, but that other money's gonna be spent on, uh, making us some more money. The bottom line is you gonna risk your good, good, good, secure relationship for forty five thousand dollars. I'm gonna risk That's what it sounds like to me. I'm gonna risk my good, good, good secure relationship for a come up. And if she don't realize that that was just for the come up, then she needed cause then in decent proposal is something different, and decent proposal is somebody's coming to you with that kind of you know, like that kind of money giving you that offer, and so it was on the table. Now this one is just like yo, look this's what I got this. Now wait, man, what's the girl look like? I said? She a batty? Oh she a batty?

8:37 Al right, yeah, she a batty? Okay, I mean look, and why does that matter if you're in a good, good, good relationship, because you gotta go up, you can't go down. It don't matter. She's not sticking around to cheat up and now cheat do on what she not sticking around? It don't matter. Again, the person that you're talking to telling us, hey, look I did it, would have you know, and you show up like, look like, all right, at least you didn't go down and accept that you. I mean, you have a little standard, not much, but a little standard. Why not suck your teeth all you want. You're gonna be sucking it with a ten thousand dollars rolex and a and a what's the name? Uh that account to be they trading with? How about that? Yeah? Well, see, you ain't on a team. You're not trying to get one taken for the team.

9:31 I'm taking it for the team. If it's mortgage money, that's it. But we can get the mortgage money. No, nothing less than mortgage money out your mind, your pp in her pum pum equals house paid off. But she ain't got the mortgage money. She got a forty n she ain't come up. Yes it is know what I got. I got your good, good, good good that you need to keep that good, good, good good. You know what. Let me not say that, but the good, good, good good is not gonna get a forty five dollars dollars rolex. And it's not gonna get Excuse me. I could probably go for forty five thousand dollar rolex quicker than you can. Oh, I ain't thoking that, but what we saying I ain't. Yeah you can. If you can find that forty five dollars dollars rolex, go get it. You're gonna keep the rolex, and that's selfish, Then all I think, well, go get that rolex. Actually I don't even want the rolex. Just give me the cash because I don't want to go through the hassle of selling it.

10:39 All right, then we'll get the forty five in cash. And if he and he had forty five and cash in the rolex, that means he had more so you should be trying to get more. Just wow, just wow, how quickly we sell ourselves short. You ain't selling yourself short. What are you talking about? We went through the mortgage money so many forty five and it's good. But that's if if the mortgage money is on the table, and it's a good thing. If the person ain't got the mortgage money, then I gotta go with what I can get from you. Okay, what's the least amount of money that you're taking that you're putting your good, good, good good on the risk for well, how do you know it's on the risk though? Like the person might be like, I'm telling you right now. Are you telling me this right now? It's on the risk? Yes, all right, Well then I can't put nothing on it.

11:35 It ain't no money. Then look at you trying to give the right answer. I ain't gonna up. If you ain't trying to be down with the team, then I told you what it is. Mortgage is paid off. I'm with it. That's it. That and up, I don't know about that. That and up, I don't rest nobody, I my teens. I don't know what you said, but give away my ship for less than the mortgage paid off in full. I don't know what. I don't know because I mean, like, thirty thousand dollars in cash can do a lot. Never, I mean thirty can't do. You can't do what we need? What? No, we need? What? The third you won't do what we need? Weh you're talking about one little thing. No, no, So the thirty can get us more. So you're gonna pass something the bird in the hand for the one in the bush. I'm not risking my good, good, good good over thirty thousand dollars. What do you mean risking your good? It's not it's not a risk to you're good, good, good good. It is making me share, and then she might I wain't sharing, and then she might like it thirty for a hot minute.

12:52 It's the same thing. It is not the same thing. You might like it. Come back now now you make an extra story you might like get you guys, do anything. You just said, I ain't gonna see her again. I didn't say that. You asked me. I said, I don't know. You tell me, Oh my god, like you know what. Give me the whole scenario first before you want to have a conversation. So give me the scenario and then answer, yeah, well we are changing anything. We already we already know you willing to risk the good, good, good good for thirty bins. We're back to forty five. The thirty was because we got to rolexes out of it. Okay, our standards are not the same, guys, I don't know. Listen, we're not on the same team. He in the D League, flinging goodbye. That's it, James and Tonic. We talked to y'all later. That was just a random for y'all because he's on one. He's not with me. I'm living life and laughing at it all the time. When we talked to y'all later